YOU HAVE NOW ENTERED AN AREA WHERE YOUR EVERY MOTION, EVERY WORD, EVERY THOUGHT WILL BE TURNED AGIANST YOU. YOUR PSYCHE WILL EMERGE SCARRED OR YOU MAY SIMPLY CURL UP INTO A LITTLE BALL AND SHAKE IN THE CORNER. YOU HAVE ENTERED THE ARENA OF...
CHAOTIC INSULTS
Welcome! This location is a fairly large room with padded walls, no furniture, and a padded floor and celing. Before entering, you changed into a simple jumpsuit, checked in all weapons, and consented to have padding placed on your hands, feet and head.
Since you are now incapable of harming each other physically, it is time to scar and torture each other mentally. Let the insults flow!
The only rule here is that you label your insults with a link to your house, now go *beep* yourselves, you prison rejects!
[
cobi] strides into the room “you call this place ‘chaotic'? the air in here stinks of conviviality! Your insults resemble compliments of the highest degree.[
Nimune], You call [
Vode] a slime ball, yet you yourself were conceived in a cocoon! You lecture about degrading society, when you know damn well that any attempt to degrade you would only be another compliment, for you are not worth the time of typing or the breath of speech! Calling you a bastard will have to be followed by a thorough apology to all bastards. Naming you an ugly fart would promote Sadam Husain to ‘prince charming'. And [
Our Lady of Sorrow], don't you think we have graduated first grade? That poor insult is one a child would stop using right before he accomplished not wetting his bed at night. Oh, I'm sorry, is that a sensitive subject?”
[
Phadrus] Speaks up from the corner where he has been watching the idiocy for some time now. "Hey Cobi, I have a message from your doctor. He told you to keep the thinking to a minimum, and to keep the mediocre insults short."
[
cobi] walks over to the “idiots corner” and gives [
Phadrus] a sharp look “ I will have to wash my eyes later after such a horrible sight.” [
cobi] takes another look, carefully “ I assume you simply misunderstood my doctor, for misconception is obviously a habit of yours, being the god of dreams and all that. What the doctor meant was that I should keep my thoughts from the minimal minded and ignore the mediocre for they are short of intellect – now I know who he was referring to.”
[
Phadrus] looks back up at ugly incarnate,[
cobi]
"It is unfortunate indeed that you have no eyes to speak of and instead have to try to detect people by feeling them up with your insectile anttenae. I wish I were the God of Dreams that way I could do my small service to the world and the get the children of the world to stop screaming Bloody Murder when they see your face in their nightmares. It was vastly unfortunate that you had your head cramed to up your bum at the doctors office or else you would have heard the doctor say that even a Medicore intellect is far to much for your infantile brain to handle."
[
cobi] takes a piss then notices it wasn't a toilet but rather [
Phadrus] open mouth. “ At first I thought I should apologize for pissing on you, but taking a look at your deformed figure I guessed I'll wait for God to apologize first. The reason I am blaming him is for what you say of yourself, I quote (this is written clearly in your miserable dwelling)“ I belong in the seventh level of hell” – well, couldn't God simply keep you put. Leashing you upon humanity is worse than the Deluge flung upon earth in Noa's days or the existence of cataclysms. And that was only referring to you existence. I mean, if you actually think (I seriously doubt you are capable of the sort) that all beings are like you – insect antennae and all – then you must get out of that cesspool of yours more often. Of course that would be a problem for you – mainly at day time – for you would probably be hunted down at sight, and sent to the museum for the unexplained for closer examination.”
[
Phadrus] being smart enouph to not stand in the arc of urine heading toward his head laughs as [
cobi] instead urinates all over himself proving that he is dumber then the common mutt who knows how to not soil himself and lets the amusing (if not unexpected sight) speak for him.
[
Nimune]: Despite the obvious lack of maturity present in this wiki, I must apologize to any and all followers (however few there are) for the disgustingness and perversity of both [
cobi] and [
Phadrus] not only is their spelling and grammar very much in question, their sexual urges are too. I, by the writing of my own rules, cannot evict either of them, (and I wouldn't anyway, we all need something to laugh at every now and then) but I invite every moron with a mediocre level of literary skill to rain disparaging comments on these two prime examples of human sewage.
[
Phadrus] finally deeming insects worthy of his attention adresses him without bothering to look at the grotesque form. " [
Nimune], the Lord of Slander, returns from his week long coma in the sewage tank. How long until you decend again?"
[
Our Lady of Sorrow] laughs. you would know that. you are the only one who actually goes down there.
[
Phadrus] bows to [
Our Lady of Sorrow], "I only go to escape your visage."
It's interesting how between all of these "insult" pages, things get completely overused or plainly ridiculous. Ugly, fat, and stupid seem to be restated every other sentence. I'd think with so many obviously creative and intellectual beings that there'd be some sort of variety? [
bloodlust0202]
“Well, [
bloodlust0202], I guess your right. I mean, who cares about their intelligence or their outer appearance after all? I assume we could slander some other qualities. Lets take you for example; you have the self-confidenc
e of a deer in the lion’s den; the artistic ability of a deranged rat and your fiercest enemy seems to be a jigsaw puzzle. I guess disparaging your outer appearance or the capability of your intellect would be trivial in comparison to your mental stature. A little girl in search for a piece of mind and in constant fear of loss; always in doubt and search of meaning and affection – if I hadn’t known better I would say you have the personality of a female street mutt on a rainy day. You see, not one bad word about your lousy appearance and poor intellect. I, [cobi] salute you, [bloodlust0202] the misguided.”
Touche, [cobi]. Your honesty is much appreciated and, although brutal, expected from one who musn't be very secure in themselves to have to insult a person for their observations. I believe your analysis of my identity issues would fit almost every teen whether they are willing to admit it or not. What seems odd to me is that a 22 year old man with exceptional artistic ability and obvious confidence would need to fill their time spewing hatred at a 15 year old girl? [bloodlust0202]
[Nimune]: Ah, the fifteen year old girl misunderstands... how typical. You see, [cobi] is not, in reality, directing any hatred or animosity towards you; he is eschewing opinions that would make the most level headed psychiatrist arch an eyebrow in dissaproval. He is merely expressing his frustration of being incapable of procreating (or the initial act of), because of his rather odd overseas commitment.
I'm certainly glad that with your four years of superiority you could clarify that for me [Nimune]. And although I'm sure your life revolves around sex, in order to validate yourself, it's rather bold to assume others share your obsession. [bloodlust0202]
[Nimune]*Slaps her* Come now, we must all have a well rounded diet of peversity! If you deny it, you are merely deluding yourself and trying to conform to 'higher' codes of western conduct. You know, the one where religious fanatics literally get away with rape?
*[bloodlust0202] rubs her reddened cheek* True enough. But I like to imagine sometimes that people are civalized enough to not get sexually frusterated so much that they lash out at others. And I would hardly agree that a church rapist could qualify as a true "religious fanatic" and I was under the impression that those people didn't get away with it anyway. I could be wrong though *shrugs.*
"Obviously." [Beautiful Mess] glances up from a copy of 'The Advocate'. "Though this isn't a new concept to you, I'd imagine. I have to agree with [Nimune], it seems to me that you're clinging to pseudo-moral 'highground' that's been so ingrained in you that you cling to what you refer to as 'conventional thinking' like some kind of damned security blanket. The rest of us simply call it 'trite.'" He hands [bloodlust0202] a dictionary. "Look that one up, dear, I wouldn't want you to embarrass yourself. While your at it, look up 'free will' and 'self awareness' because obviously those are concepts which you also may have heard of in theory but fail to grasp on the whole. You may also want to take a look in a history book now and then to find out how successful such 'moral fiber' has been in the past of mankind. If you insist on following 'western philosophy' (which I personally consider an oxymoron) then you might want to actually brush up."
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